http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rational_trigonometry

Forget distance and angle

I am going to court next week. I have been selected for jury duty. It is kind of insane case: Six thousand ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant. I don’t think they did it. I know a few of them and they won’t do anything like that

- Steven Wright

Apparently I am not the only who mistook Emma Stone for Linsay Lohan.

When everything is cooked, throw them all together in a pan, mix, and serve

• Boil the pasta for the appropriate amount of time
• Cut the broccoli and throw in into a steam pot until it looks all pretty and green
• Boil the prepared shrimp for the appropriate amount of time (and until they look all pretty and orange), or you can simply thaw frozen cooked shrimp
• Prepare pesto by throwing it into a small saucepan with some milk and butter, added some garlic powder and Parmesan cheese When everything is cooked, throw them all together in a pan, mix, and serve

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